A warm, wind-blocking mask with a hyper-real retiree's face on it. For the ski lift, the bike ride and the open road.
United States
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Limited quantities left at this price.
The Season Guarantee
Don't love it your first season? Send it back for a full refund, any time through February 2027.
Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under a ski helmet and behind goggles without bunching.
Yes. It blocks wind, and the thin stretchy fabric sits flat under a bike or motorcycle helmet and behind goggles, just like a ski helmet. It covers your neck too, so there's no cold gap between mask and jacket on the ride.
One size fits all. Thin 4-way stretch fits adult heads from small to XL.
No. The fabric is breathable and moisture-wicking, so your breath vents instead of pushing up into your goggles.
Yes. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel. Machine wash cold.
Shipping is free on every order, including Buy 2 Get 1 Free and Buy 3 Get 2 Free.
In their own words.
Grandma face at the Saturday coffee stop. Six people asked where I got it. It blocks the wind on early rides and sits flat under my helmet.
Her grandma mask and my moustache one. The neck stays warm on the cold rides, it washes fine and the face has not cracked.
Wore the grandma face on the chairlift and the couple next to us wanted a photo. The wind did not get through, and it fits under my helmet fine.
Rode two hours in the cold with the grandma face under my open-face helmet. Wind blocked, neck warm, and every gas stop turned into a conversation.
Got the grandma face for my mum, who has everything. She wore it to the supermarket and will not give it back. Free shipping, and it washed fine.
Bought the grandma face for my sister's ski weekend. Warm and easy under goggles. One size fit my small head and my brother's big one. Wish there were a second grandma face.
Bought the grandma face as a gag for my wife's birthday ride. She kept it. It is properly warm. Would happily buy a second grandma face.
The grandma, the moustache and the toothless one for my mum, me and my sister. Buy 3 Get 2 Free made it cheap. We all wear them on the ski trip.
Wore Sir Stache on the club ride and three separate people asked for a photo at the coffee stop. It is seriously warm on a cold morning.
Pulled into a gas stop wearing Walt and the whole row of bikes came over. Warm on the highway, wind doesn't get through, and it fits under my helmet.
Sent a photo to the cycling group chat and now four of us own one. Sits flat under my helmet and the neck stays warm on the descents.
Wore it under the lid on a cold morning ride. Neck covered, wind blocked, and it looks ridiculous in the best way. Washed it twice already.
Out at 6am in the cold. It blocks the wind and it breathes, so I'm not sweating into it by the first hill. People on the road do a proper double-take.
Went for the joke, stayed for the wind block. The lift was windy this weekend and my face was the only warm thing on it. Sized fine over a beanie, a bit snug over a thick one.
Got Gummy Gus thinking it'd be a one-and-done laugh. It's the warmest thing in my bag now and I wear it every run. Fits clean under the helmet, no bunching.
Lift guy genuinely asked if I was okay lol. Also the warmest mask I own. It is so soft inside.
Bought three for our ski trip and we had strangers asking for photos all day. Fits perfect under the helmet and behind goggles.
Got the five-pack for the group. Everyone picked a face. Fits under every helmet we own and keeps the neck warm.
Bought a pair for me and my riding buddy. Fits under the helmet fine. Wash it cold and the face looks the same as day one.
Expected a gag and got a proper warm mask. Fits under my helmet, one size worked on a big head. Face print is great, the stretch takes a second to get used to.
Six faces. Zero filters. One of them is about to ruin your day.
A moustache with a man attached. Sold cars for forty years and the moustache never lost a negotiation. He'll offer you a deal before you've said hello.
Lost his teeth in 1987 and has been grinning about it ever since. Laughs at his own jokes first, loudest, and twice. Orders soup at every lodge and tells everyone it's a lifestyle.
Retired in 1998 and still angry about it. Has opinions about every black diamond and none of them are kind. Will tell you skiing was better when it hurt more.
Polka-dot headscarf, tongue out, no shame. Banned from two bingo halls and one church. Would do it all again for the photo.
Rollers in since Tuesday and nobody has seen what's under them. Knows your business, your cousin's business and what you did at the wedding.
Fresh out of the bath, pink towel on, completely unbothered. Has been about to get dressed since 1994.
The face is dye-sublimated straight into the fabric in full HD: pores, wrinkles, stray hairs and all. It runs seamless across the whole mask, so no print line breaks the illusion.
Because it's in the fabric, it survives every wash and every season.
The weave blocks wind. It covers your neck too, so there's no cold gap between mask and jacket on the ride up, or the ride home.
The fabric wicks moisture, so your goggles stay clear. Thin 4-way stretch sits flat under a ski, bike or motorcycle helmet and behind goggles. One size fits adult heads from small to XL.
Don't love it your first season? Send it back for a full refund, any time through February 2027.
Add to cart
Don't love it your first season? Send it back for a full refund, any time through February 2027.
Add to cartYes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under any ski helmet and behind any goggles without bunching.
Yes. It blocks wind, and the thin stretchy fabric sits flat under a bike or motorcycle helmet and behind goggles, just like a ski helmet. It covers your neck too, so there's no cold gap between mask and jacket on the ride.
No. The fabric is breathable and moisture-wicking, so your breath vents instead of pushing up into your goggles.
One size fits all. Thin 4-way stretch fits adult heads from small to XL.
Yes. The face is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top, so it won't crack or peel. Machine wash cold and it stays sharp for seasons.
Send it back for a full refund, any time through February 2027. If it's not for you this season, it's on us.
It's the one they'll tell the group chat about. Pick a face for each mask, and Buy 2 Get 1 Free covers the whole group.
Nothing. Shipping is free on every order, including Buy 2 Get 1 Free and Buy 3 Get 2 Free.
